A Letter to My Newlywed Self: Age 20
Dear 20-year-old Bonny, Do you remember when you were about 15 praying for a husband who would make you sizzle? Well, God heard. Of course, you already know that you and your new husband shared steamy chemistry. Because of that, you two learn to be lovers before...
God’s Map: The Perfect Guide to Sexual Unknowns
I overplan for life. I consider every variation of circumstance and overplan accordingly. There must not be an element of mystery. I overpack when traveling. “I must have multiple outfits per day. You never know what the dress code of La Casa de McDonald’s will...
How Do I Forgive Her of Past Lovers?
After Is My Husband Comparing Me to Former Lovers posted, I received several messages from men. This is in response to those emails. She’s wearing white under false pretenses. You know the truth. She was the perfect girl, so sweet and helpful and uplifting. ...
A Glowing Reminder
The mayo jar blinked like a stop light after midnight. I was 10 years old and reveled in harvesting fireflies. The bioluminescent flash of these insects mesmorized me. Without remorse, I would smear their dayglow nubbins on random objects, even my own arms, to...


